On the Day of the Proposal

On the day of the proposal, I am not sure what the girl's tastes and conditions will be like. I think I have some ideas about that as far as what I hear from my close friends and what I myself experience is concerned. Therefore, it all depends on the girl herself to know about her tastes. In case the girl is so charming and beautiful, expect that she will impose on you the fact that you too must be handsome enough. In case the girl is not beautiful, expect that she will be a bit principled and will start to tell you that beauty does not matter to her and that what really matters instead is the beauty of the soul. In case the girl is rich, expect that she will like to have a villa of her own. In case she is poor, expect that she will tell you that wealth is not indispensable for attaining happiness. In case she appreciates her grace, expect that she will tell that you when you walk with her side by side, you will have to improve your walking way so as to go a bit straight. In case she is tall, she will tell you that you have to train yourself to be a well-built man. In case she is short, she will tell you that appearances are misleading. In case she is romantic, expect that she will tell you that you have to change your way of talking. In case she is not romantic, herself she will tell you that good deeds are better than romance. In case she is intelligent, she will tell you that you have to work on your personality defects. In case she is naive, she will tell you that you are the best man for her. Now, in case you are wearing old eye-glasses like me, only a beautiful girl will ask you to change them. In case you do not walk erectly like me, only a beautiful girl will ask you to walk straight. In case you are not well-built enough like me, only a beautiful girl will ask to do some exercises. In case you are unromantic like me, only a beautiful girl will keep complaining to you to improve your talking way. In case you do not dress well like me, only a beautiful girl will keep telling you what to wear and what not to wear. Here, I think I had better get married to an ugly girl and keep myself away from all complaints. Please, I am not talking about exceptions that prove the rules here. So, no need mentioning them.